No More Fruit-Baby Comparisons....The Man's Guide to Baby Sizes

So in order to keep track of how big the baby is each week, I've been following the fruit/veggie comparison list that most pregnant women are familiar with....located here: http://pregnant.thebump.com/pregnancy/pregnancy-tools/articles/how-big-is-baby.aspx

Cory hates this list. He thinks it is unrealistic to compare the baby to random, round fruit each week, especially when the sizes sometimes seem smaller than the week before. I agree that it is a bit strange, but I think it helps somewhat in getting a better idea of the baby's size. Anyway, I heard about a similar list for men, and I finally found it. (Ha ha, week 20 makes me laugh). So Cory, this is for you:

(source: http://www.hisboyscanswim.com/605/tarzans-ultimate-guide-to-baby-sizes-week-by-week-for-soon-to-be-fathers)

Pregnancy Weeks 3-4
If you look very carefully
into the magnifying glass
you’ll see a very, very tiny dot.


Pregnancy Week 5: 
“You’re going to shoot your
eye out, kid!”  Your baby is
about the size of a BB now.

Pregnancy Week 6:
There’s nothing to worry
about. Your kid won’t be a
nut, it’s just how big he is.


Pregnancy Week 7: 
Your baby is about the
size of the power button
on your TV remote.



Pregnancy Week 8:
Got some spare change
buddy? Your baby is now
the size of a shiny quarter.


Pregnancy Week 9:
Losing your marbles? I
feel for you buddy.  Your
baby is now the size of one.


Pregnancy Week 10: 
Think you’re a handyman?
Your baby is about the size
of the head of a hammer.


Pregnancy Week 11:
Fore! The next time you swing
your golf club, know your baby
is about the size of a golfball.


Pregnancy Week 12: 
Sure you’re 10 inches. Your
baby is the size of a small
measuring tape this week.


Pregnancy Week 13: 
Need some gas? Your wife has
some. Your baby is now the
size of the gas cap on your car.


Pregnancy Week 14: 
Stressed out? I feel you. Now
your baby is the size of a stress
ball. You may need to buy one.


Pregnancy Week 15: 
You obviously made it to
home, congrats! Your baby
is the size of a baseball.


Pregnancy Week 16: 
Man, you are a STUD!
Your baby is now the size
of a small stud finder.


Pregnancy Week 17: 
Goooooooooooooal!  This
week, your baby is about
the size of a hockey puck.


Pregnancy Week 18:
Mr. 5 o’clock shadow, your
baby is now about the size
of a small electric shaver.


Pregnancy Week 19: 
Why do they call it a softball?
It huts like hell when one hits
you. Your baby is the size of one.


Pregnancy Week 20:
Mmmm… Memories.  This
week your baby is now the
size of one nice-sized boob.


Pregnancy Week 21:
Cheers to the father-to-be!
This week your baby is about
as long as a beer bottle.


Pregnancy Week 21-24: 
You went long and deep and
scored! Your baby is about the
size of an over-inflated football.


Pregnancy Week 25-28: 
13 inch boot? You know what
they say… Your baby is about
this long during these weeks.


Pregnancy Week 29-32: 
Your baby is now about 16 inches
long, which is the size of the front
wheel on the origional Big Wheel.


Pregnancy Week 33-36:
The next time you look into your
17-inch computer screen, know
that your baby is now that long.


Pregnancy Week 37 to the big day:
Your baby is the size of the electric motor
in the $110,000 2008 Tesla which can
go from 0 to 60 in 3.9 seconds.  Sweet.